Sittin' in your front yard ,
Drinkin' lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife
You think you've got it made
But you don't know what's in the store,
For you and your family
I'm movin' in, right next door,
Won't you welcome me?

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
And I hope I didn't ruin your day
Won't you be my neighbour?

I brought my life, my ugly wife,
My dirty dog with fleas
My kid's a punk, and I'm drunk,
But this I'm sure you'll see
Yeah you don't know what it's like,
To live in misery
Welcome to home sweet Hell
Dissatisfaction guaranteed

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
And if I could I surely would
Invite you in and say
Won't you be my neighbour?
Won't you be my neighbour?

Won't you be my neighbour?
Won't you be my neighbour?

C'mon I don't think you'll find
A place to live in peace of mind
You're gonna live in misery
When you're livin' next to me!

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
Raaaah! Won't you be, now,
Won't you be my funky neighbour?!

Well I drink and I stink,
I smoke, I'm a joke!
I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a--aaa!
And you should know by now you're never gonna forget it
Now I know just what are you're thinkin'
It could be you out 'n' you're drinkin'
So don't you knock it until you try it
It could be you in a little while!
I hope I didn't ruin your day!

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
I dig your wife, she sure is good
A beautiful day in the neighbourhood...ha, ha.
				

Rape, D.U.I., assault and battery
Those are the things that will bring you to me
Murder and theft and all of the above
You can bet your life I know what you're thinkin" of
I've takin" you and I'll take your friends
Don't you worry, we'll all meet in the end
'Cause life's a bitch and then you die
Trust me baby cause I don't lie
I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I'm the Goddamn Devil and I do it for free
I known the story about your life
If you killed your brother or you beat your wife
And I am here to punish you
You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool
The time has come to say goodbye
The end is here for those who cheat, steal and die
There will be torture and there will be pain
Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames.

I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn devil, Satan of you please
I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn devil, and I do it for free
I don't care about you, don't care about your life
Don't care about your children or about your wife
I'm here to do my job so if you broke the law
You're checkin' in with me
But you can never leave...
There's one way out if you dare
We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hair
As Satan's child you'll start a band
And spread the word across the land
I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn devil, satan if you please
I'm the goddamn devil, better believe in me
I'm the goddamn devil ! 
				

About the time I'm eight years old
I met the devil, kept my soul
Walkin' out on lakes of fire and I'm gone
Walkin' in a wonderland
And I don't really understand
The place I'm comin' to right now today
Come tomorrow, you could see the light
Come tomorrow, break it right down to the place
you were before
Fifteen years on down the line
I guess you'd say I'm doin' fine
Wandering down that same old road again
Walkin' in her wonderland
But Alice doesn't understand
The place she's comin' to right now today
Come tomorrow, you could see the light
Come tomorrow, break it right down to the place
you were before
Move a little slower
Come a little faster, honey
On your knees, you'll be beggin' me please
As you feel the disease
You're goin' down again tonight
See me runnin', watch me fall
I guess you'd say I've finally found my own,
See me cryin' and wonder why
I guess you'd say its time to die today
Come tomorrow, you could see the light
Come tomorrow, break it right down to the place
you were before 
				

Sittin' on a rusty park bench baby
Not much else to do
Smoke cigarettes and drink my Mickey's
Fine malt liquor brew
As I start drinkin' and I start thinkin'
That death is on my side
If my heart stopped beatin', the street kept reekin'
That's suicide... that's right !
I grew up in the inner icty
A dark part of this town
just another innoncent backwoods victim
Society like to put down
You can call me a boozer, or call me a loser
It really doesn't matter to me
I got a bench for snoozin', some sauce to keep boozin'
That's all I need
I keep it comin', sometimes don't know why
I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die !
Consider me the duke as I dine in your dumpster
Unsanitary engineer
Baron of the bench the panhandlin' master
Well, I'm pullin' twenty G's a year
I know it ain't much but at least I'm in touch, yeah
With reality
I wouldn't trade no places to be in rat races
No siree !
I keep it comin', sometimes don't know why
I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die !
Yo, Mr. Trump, can I ask you a question
You got some spare change for me sucker ?
'Cause I'm down and out and there ain't no doubt
That I am her to stay
Yeah you see me lyin' with my brothers
In the gutter with my paper bag in hand
Yeah the streets are cold but at least
There's soul and that's all I need
You'll take away my peace of mind
You'll leave me there to rot and die
But look again, my careless frind
The world you live is just a lie
It's a give and take, the more the fake
The more the apin, the more you lose
So live your life, don't take no sides
N' seize the day and rink your booze ! 
				

Everybody's alright with me
Possibly you'll disagree
Busy bee watch the world go by
Everybody's alright with me
That's just the way I choose to be
Everybody's on my mind
Can't sit aside and watch his world go by
That ain't me
Busy Bee watch the world go by
Everybody does their time
The people walk in crooked lines
Everybody's got their choice
But often we don't use our voice
Busy Bee watch the world go by
How could you be so blind ?
Some people they just ain't satisfied
Watch the world go by
I always hear the school bell ring
Let the children dance and sing
Just let us find what's been lost
So many people get torn and tossed away
Busy Bee watch the world go by
Everybody's alright with me 
				

Chorus
This time, this time I love you
Last time, last time I hate you
Next time, next time I need you
Baby please don't go

Remember when I met you
School dress on
I never could forget you
And Baby now you're gone

I'm goin' around, around today
Just tryin' to find the truth
It doesn't really matter anyway
When I'm livin' without you

Chorus

I said come on little darlin'
Baby don't you see
I'd never do you harmin', no
It's just you and me

I'm in the corner right now
Waiting for your love
You better make your choice now
Before a push comes to a shove
Yeah things seem kinda different
It ain't the way it was
Remember what your mama said
The bond that lies is us

Chorus

I'm by the phone, I'm all alone
Just waitin' and a prayin' that maybe you'll call
I gotta know right now, should I stay around, should I stay a while
Should I stand here crying or baby should I fly - yeah!

Oh come on darlin', Don't you se and don't you know,
I gotta have your lovin', now now I'll never let you go
Tryin' to find that girl of mine
She's so far away
And I am cryin' - yeah!
				

 I wanna know, why the people are everywhere... and ...
I wanna know, where to go if I get scared... and ...
I wanna be, in a place where no one cares,... and ...
I wanna know you
Because you're so damn cool
Yeah so damn cool
I wanna feel like I'm floatin' in the air... and...
I wanna know if the sun's gonna bleach my hair... and...
I wanna know, why life's just so unfair... and...
I wanna know you
Because you're so damn cool
Yeah, you're so damn cool
So damn cool
Who knows what I'm feelin' inside me
Who knows if I'm feelin' all right
And who knows what I'm feelin' inside of me
Who knows what is runnin' around in my brain
Now that I'm done and I seen it
Don't think I' tryin' to complain
Don't think I'm lyin' cause I mean it
n' all you people don't look at me to lay
all of your blame 'cause you need me
And you want me to go down with the rest
It's just that I'm sick of denyin'
What is runnin' around in my brain
				

 It doesn't matter who you are
Or what you're gonna be
People from all walks of life
You gotta have diversity
We're all in this together
And together we shall be
You gotta be a friendly neighbor
If you're gonna live next to me
We're all
Livin' on the same side
Same side of town
Walkin' down the same streets
The streets that are all around
You could be my brother
Or you could be my friend
But don't turn your back on me
Cause we'll be here 'til the end
Yeah, we're all in this together
And we all have that dream
To live in perfect harmony
Like a family that's the scene
Yeah, we're all...
Livin' on the same side
Same side of town
Walkin' down the same streets
The streets that are all around
Livin' on the same side
Same side of town
Shufflin' to the same beat
The beat that's all around
Stumblin' down on D.P., keggers all around,
Laughin' at the police as they try to take us down
Hangin' with each other, yeah hangin' with our bro's
We all love one another,
from our heads down to our toes
				

My child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile, lemme tell you,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day,

So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."
				

If I had the time and lotsa money
Then I'd take you 'round the world
'N' if I had a dime for every penny
Then I'd buy you diamonds girl
You don't even know how much I love you
And how much I wanna be...
Your knight in shinin' armor, yeah, baby
That's good enough for me...
And I'll keep tryin'
Yeah I'll keep tryin', to make you mine
.. mine all mine
I hope you're buyin', I hope you're buyin'
.. All of my lines
Now if I was the kind and had a castle
Then you'd surely be my queen
we would live up in the tallest tower
And we reraly would be seen
You don't even know how much I need you
And how much you mean to me
I'm a dog without a bone hear me cryin'
and it's time for you to see that...
And I'll keep tryin'
Yeah I'll keep tryin', to make you mine
.. mine all mine
I hope you're buyin', I hope you're buyin'
.. All of my lines 
				

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
And i, hate the beach and mountains too;
(and) I dont like a thing about the city, no, no
And i, i, i, hate the countryside too!

Semi-chorus
And i, hate everything about you!
... everything about you!

I, dont like a thing about your mother,
And i, hate your daddys guts too,
I, dont like a thing about your sister,
cause i, i, i, think sex is overrated too.

Chorus
And i, get sick when Im around, i, cant stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you,
Everything about you,
Everything about you!

Some say I got a bad attitude,
But that dont change the way I feel about you,
And if you think this thought might bring me down,
Look again cause I aint wearin no frown!

I dont really care about your sister
Forget the little bitch cause I already kissed her

One thing that I did to your lady
I put her on the bed and she didnt even say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
The way it comes, the way its gonna go
You think its sad,
And thats too bad,
cause Im havin
A ball hatin
Every little thing about you!

Everything about you, everything about...
I, get sick when Im around
I, cant stand to be around
I, hate everything about........... you! hehe
				

 Disneyland is the place to be, c'mon baby,
just you and me;
Hand in hand, to Disneyland, we go ! Not slow;
Happiest place, in the world until a madman
grabs a girl;
Hand in hand, with the madman she goes ! Oh ! Oh !
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)
Come here little girl if you wanna see,
Peter Pan's Magic Flight on L.S.D.
Up and down, all around, we go ! Whoa oh !
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)
Madman is loose in Disneyland;
He's back here by popular demand;
Madman is loose in Disneyland;
He'll take no lip but he'll take your head !
Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live;
I sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse,
I'm a killer in disguise;
You can run, you can hide;
But you ain't gettin' away 'cause I got you in
my sight;
Axe wieldin', child stealin';
I'm a mad mother, And I'm loose;
have you heard the news, madman sure is loose;
Got you by the noose, have his way with you;
Nothin' you can do, headlines in the news;
Madman sure is loose, in Disneyland.
Disneyland is the place to be, in California,
by the sea;
Sunny day, well A.O.K., for now, and how;
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)
				

 Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
I've takin' a likin' to your game
I think we all, we feel the same
Is this a dream of is it real
You say you want to cut a deal ?
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
Don't need much time to think about
I'm sure that you have got the clout
I only hope that you're my friend
And stand by me until the end
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
Sell a lotta records 'n' tour 'round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa' girls
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
It sounds like music to my ears
I've dreamed of this for many years
To sell a lotta records 'n' tour round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa girls
Have a lot of fun and hang with my bro's
'Cause these boys 'n' this band is all I know
If not for the money and not fot the show
Are you here for me of here for the dough ?