[Intro]
Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'...

[Chorus]
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie

[Verse 1]
Well, swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want 'cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball, I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater
[Pre-Chorus]
I scream, you scream, we all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her

[Chorus]
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, oh, yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

[Verse 2]
Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're goin' if we swing real fast

[Pre-Chorus]
I scream, you scream, we all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her

[Chorus]
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, oh, yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie, yeah, pie
[Bridge]
(Swing it!)
All night long
(Swing it!)
Like a trained professional

[Verse 3]
Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard, forgot to lock the door
In walked her daddy standin' 6 foot 4
He said, "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more"

[Chorus]
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, oh, yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Sweet cherry pie, yeah, huh

[Outro]
Swing it!
				

Just for the record, let's get the story straight
Me and Uncle Tom were fishin', it was gettin' pretty late
Out on a cypress limb above the wishin' well
Where they say it got no bottom, say it take you down to hell

Over in the bushes and off to the right
Come two men talkin' in the pale moonlight
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge
Haulin' two limp bodies down to the water's edge

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin, oh, yeah
I know a secret that I just can't tell
They didn't see me and Tom in the tree
Neither one believin' what the other could see
Tossed in the bodies, let 'em sink on down
To the bottom of the well where they'd never be found

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin, oh, yeah
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin
Know who put the bodies in the wishin' well

[Guitar Solo]

Soon as they were gone, me and Tom got down
Prayin' real hard that we wouldn't make a sound
Runnin' through the woods back to Uncle Tom's shack
Where the full moon shines through the rooftop cracks

Oh my God, Tom, who are we gonna tell?
The Sheriff, he belongs in a prison cell
Keep your mouth shut, that's what we're gonna do
Unless you wanna wind up in the wishing well too

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin, ooh, yeah, yeah
I know a secret that I just can't tell
Oh, I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's cabin
Know who put the bodies, know who put the bodies
In the wishin' well, oh, yeah
				

Ooh, it must be magic
How inside your eyes I see my destiny
Every time we kiss
I feel you breathe your love so deep inside of me
If the moon and stars should fall
They'd be easy to replace
I would lift you up to heaven
And you would take their place

Then I saw red
When I opened up the door
I saw red
My heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face
I saw yours
I saw red and then I closed the door
I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore
Every day I wake up
I thank God that you are still a part of me
We've opened up the door to which
So many people never find the key
And if the sun should ever fail to send its light
We would burn a thousand candles
And make everything all right

Then I saw red
When I opened up the door
I saw red
My heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face
I saw yours
I saw red and then I closed the door
I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore

I've been hurt and I've been blind
I'm not sure that I'll be fine
I never thought it would end this way

'Cause I saw red
When I opened up the door
I saw red
My heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face
Oh, I saw yours
I saw red and then I closed the door
I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore
Ooh, it must be magic
				

[Verse 1]
On a dead-end street in a dead-end town
There's a motel that I call home
Just a few small hopes and a few small dreams
Are all that place is resting on
Desiree lives two doors down
She's been there for way too long, oh, yeah
Sometimes when she's feelin' down
You know, I hope she hears this song

[Chorus]
On a bed of roses
Not beneath some motel light
On a bed of roses
Ooh, she deserves to sleep tonight
She deserves to sleep tonight
[Verse 2]
She comes home late every night
I can hear her walkin' down my hall
She don't talk on the phone too much
When she does, I hear it through my wall
Desiree don't have many friends
Woah, no, at least not many good ones
And I may be just an ordinary man
But least I'm someone to lean on

[Chorus]
On a bed of roses
Not beneath some motel light
On a bed of roses
Ooh, she deserves to sleep tonight
She deserves to sleep tonight

[Bridge]
Tonight, tonight, tonight (Tonight)
Tonight, tonight, tonight (Tonight)
Ooh, yeah

[Chorus]
On a bed of roses
Not beneath some motel light
On a bed of roses
Ooh, she deserves to sleep tonight
On a bed of roses
Oh, yeah
On a bed of roses
Oh, she deserves to sleep tonight
She deserves to sleep tonight
[Outro]
On a bed of roses
On a dead-end street
In a dead-end town
There's a place that I call home
On a bed of roses
Where I call home
On a bed of roses (Ooh, yeah)
Oh, I call it home
				

[Verse 1]
Well, Susie, oh, Susie
Come on and let me in
There's love in the air, love on my mind
Love in the pores of my skin
I worked real hard all week long
Kept on singin' the same damn song
There's one for the money, two for the show
Paid on Friday and I'm ready to go

[Chorus]
And if I'm wrong or if I'm right
I don't give a damn tonight
You bring out the worst in me
Uh-huh
It might be bad, but (But it sure feels good)
It sure feels good to me
[Verse 2]
Think I'm outrageous
And you think I'm insane
But everything I'm doin' tonight
Well, I'm doin' it screamin' your name
Susie, oh Susie, open up the door
We won't be able to walk tomorrow
So we might as well do it some more

[Chorus]
Yeah, if I'm wrong or if I'm right
I don't give a damn tonight
You bring out the worst in me
Uh-huh
It might be bad, but (But it sure feels good)
It sure feels good to me

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Outro]
Well, if I'm wrong or if I'm right
I don't give a damn tonight
You bring out the beast in me
Yeah, it might be dirty and it might be bad
But it sure feels (Sure feels)
It sure feels good to me, yeah
Oh, it sure feels good to me
Woah, yeah
				

[Verse 1]
First time I went to California
Couldn't believe my eyes
Skirts were so short, nights were so long
Thought that I would probably die
Fresh our of Luckenbach, Texas
I didn't expect that pair
Both of them had one thing on their mind
Both of them were willing to share

[Pre-Chorus]
I never had two women before
But I'm an open-minded person
So, baby, lock that door
[Chorus]
Love
We're lovin' in stereo
And it's love
Love in stereo
It's love in stereo
Ooh, how can anything feel so good?

Lovin' from the bottom, lovin' from the top
Lovin' to the left and the right
Well, I'm a lover, not a fighter
But it looks like I'm gonna have to fight
To keep from losin' my mind, mind, mind

[Pre-Chorus]
I never had two women before
But I'm an open-minded person
So, baby, lock that door

[Chorus]
Love
We're lovin' in stereo
And it's love
Love in stereo
It's love in stereo
Ooh, how can anything feel so good?
[Post-Chorus]
It's love in stereo

[Verse 3]
Well, first time I went to California
I couldn't believe my eyes
Skirts were so short, nights were so long
Girls were comin' two at a time

[Chorus]
Love
We're lovin' in stereo
And it's love
Love in stereo
It's love in stereo
And it's love
We're lovin' in stereo
And it's love
In stereo
It's love in stereo
Ooh, how can anything feel so good?

[Outro]
It's love in stereo
				

[Verse 1]
Darlin', I know you're sleepin'
But there's something that I've just got to say
Wonder if you'll hear me while you're dreamin'
You make a lifetime out of every day

[Pre-Chorus]
Thanks to you, now I know
All my dreams can come true

[Chorus]
Blind faith in you, oh, yeah
I got blind faith in you, oh, yeah
[Verse 2]
Your eyes keep things well-hidden
Just a hint of what you're holding inside
And the first day that I met you
I consider the first day of my life

[Pre-Chorus]
Thanks to you, now I know
All my dreams can come true

[Chorus]
Blind faith in you, oh, yeah
I got blind faith in you, oh
And I'm not sure that I deserve
A woman so true, but I love
That you think I do

[Pre-Chorus]
You and faith beside me
Well, I'm feelin' stronger every day

[Chorus]
Blind faith in you, oh, yeah
I got blind faith in you, it's true, oh, yeah
Blind faith in you, oh, yeah
I got blind faith in you
And I'm not sure if I deserve
A woman so true, but I love
That you think I do
				

[Intro]
Ooh, yeah

[Verse 1]
Last night I felt a wind of change blow through me
It spoke of a million things before I die I should see

[Pre-Chorus]
Open up your eyes, life is poetry in motion
Ride the open sky
I'll be okay as soon as I'm on my way
[Chorus]
I am a song and dance man
Yes, I am a song and dance man

[Verse 2]
Woman, oh woman, sometimes I hear your voice
It calls out to me, makes my heart bleed
Haven't got any choice

[Pre-Chorus]
Open up my eyes, life is poetry in motion
Ride the open sky
I'll be okay as soon as I'm on my way

[Chorus]
I am a song and dance man
Oh, Lord, I am a song and dance man, yeah

[Bridge]
Tokyo has rolling thunder
Beautiful women and warm summer rain
Honolulu has stars of fire
Words alone cannot explain

[Pre-Chorus]
Open up your eyes
Spread your wings and fly
[Chorus]
Oh, Lord, I am a song and dance man
Oh, Lord, I am, Lord, a song and dance man
That's what I am, a song and dance man

[Outro]
Life is poetry in motion
				

[Verse 1]
Well, I heard mama late last night
She was talkin' to my father
"Now, it's time that boy was shippin' out
And I mean it, come hell or high water, yeah
Smokes and spits and drinks and fights
And his friends all look like trouble, oh
He sleeps all day and gone all night, ooh
Where's that boy I used to cuddle?
Ten good years and then he must have gone insane"
[Chorus]
You're the only hell your mama ever raised
She tried to tell you, but you got to do things your own way (Your own way)
Says you're a good boy and that you must be going through some phase
You're the only hell your mama ever, mama ever raised

[Verse 2]
Susie sneaks out all the time
She says it's only fair
"Now, mama won't let me have no fun
Sometimes I think she's Linda Blair, yeah"
Sixteen years of pristine tears, then Susie changed her ways

[Chorus]
You're the only hell your mama ever raised
She tried to tell you, but you got to do things your own way (Your own way)
Susie was always coy, probably just going through some phase
You're the only hell your mama ever, mama ever raised

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
You're the only hell your mama ever raised
She tried to tell you, but you got to do things your own way (Your own way)
Should know, know better, that you must be goin' through some phase
You're the only hell your mama ever, mama ever raised
[Post-Chorus]
Mama ever raised, ow

[Outro]
Oh, yeah
Ooh, mama, little boy may be leavin' today, yeah, ow
I don't care what you say
Mama, I've got to get wings, fly away
				

Yeah!

It could have rained for forty weeks, dear
And I'd never known the difference
When your life is one long downpour
You're not sure you'll go the distance

You came along with a patch of blue sky
Inside your arms, I found a place that's warm and dry

Mister Rainmaker, don't waste your time
'Cause I found a girl who is permanent sunshine
She is the little queen of all of my dreams
Carry on and find someone else to rain on
Love never rained down on me, dear
Only heartache and problems
Now through your arms, I can see clear
Ooh, it's only been rainin' water

You came along with a patch of blue sky
Inside your arms, I found a place that's warm and dry, yeah

Mister Rainmaker, don't waste your time, yeah
'Cause I found a girl who is permanent sunshine
She is the little queen of all of my dreams
Carry on, find someone else to rain on

Mister Rainmaker, don't waste your time
'Cause I found a girl who is permanent sunshine
She is the little queen of all of my dreams
Carry on and find someone else to rain on

Ooh, oh, yeah
Mister Rainmaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah
				

[Intro]
All a-fucking-board!

[Verse 1]
Well, train, train
Lord, take me on out of this town
Yeah, train, train
Oh, take me on out of this town
That woman I'm in love with
Lord, she's Memphis-bound
[Verse 2]
Oh, I'm leavin' here
'Cause I'm just a raggedy hobo
Lord, I'm leavin' here
'Cause I'm just a raggedy hobo
Lord, that woman I'm in love with
Oh, she got to go
Oh, honey, just go, go

[Bridge]
Oh, yeah

[Verse 3]
Goodbye, pretty mama
Get yourself a money man
Lord, goodbye, pretty, pretty mama
Get yourself a money man
You take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, if you can
Oh, you take that midnight train to Memphis
Leave if you can
Oh, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Yeah, this one's for the rebels, woah